This Makes No Sense!!! ]x

This Frustrates me.

One bright day,
in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys, got up to fight.
Back-to-back,
they faced each other.
They drew their swords,
and shot each other.
The deaf policeman,
heard the noise,
and went to kill,
those two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too.

The reason why if frustrates me is because it makes no sense and it makes me wonder how it's possible. As to somehow.. I like it. It's interesting.. Here's another:

Next Wednesday,
which is Good Friday,
There's a ladies' meeting for men only.
No admission,
pay at the door,
Pull up a chair,
and sit on the floor.

And this makes sense how? I don't know. But I actually like them but they frustrate me. (: The first one is very cool!